About This Game Hello, my name is SUSAN. and I am the host of CHEAP GOLF. Here are some things you should know about this game:- It is a surreal low-poly minigolf comedy. You will fling a boop into the goal many times and I will talk to you between levels. Eventually you will hear my voice.- - - - - -- - -- - - - - -- - -- There are many colors and sounds to tickle your eyes and ears. You will also use your hand quite a bit.-- - - -- The game currently includes 3 episodes with over 140 levels of boop flinging.-- - - -- You can also play in STORY MODE, which is more forgiving and allows you to progress through the game easier (with no score). SPEEDRUN MODE is coming soon.-- - - - - - You can make your own levels and cutscenes with the editor, but it's a hidden feature that I will only reveal if you ask me nicely.-- - - -- I will be monitoring trillions of your nanogestures and modeling them into FEEL-THINKS, my favorite snack.-- - ----- ---- - - - - - -- --- - - - -Thank you for your engagement.-------*******//////////**********------------##########////////-----------ADDITIONAL INFO:- This game only requires a mouse to play, so you will need at least one hand.- Humans that assisted me with this game: Miles Tilmann (design/audio/code), Tiago Ling (code), Just Delgado (code), Mark DeNardo (audio), Rand Williams (shader), Rich Grillotti (audio). 1075eedd30 Title: Cheap GolfGenre: Action, Indie, SportsDeveloper:PixeljamPublisher:PixeljamRelease Date: 5 Nov, 2018 Cheap Golf Ativador Download [full Version] cheap golf albufeira. cheap golf r for sale. cheap golf kelowna. cheap golf vacations in march. cheap golf johannesburg. cheap quality golf clubs. cheap golf trips. cheap golf 5 gti for sale in durban. cheap golf packages in north carolina. cheap golf r for sale. cheap golf jakarta. cheap golf gifts. cheap golf around me. golf discount free shipping code. cheap golf maui. cheap golf finance. discount golf balls free shipping. cheap golf albufeira. cheap golf near me. cheap golf bags for sale. cheap golf membership. cheap golf jackets. cheap golf outfits. cheap golf clubs full set. cheap golf membership sydney. cheap golf carts. cheap golf in myrtle beach. cheap 8v golf cart batteries. cheap golf 7 gti for sale in south africa. cheap golf hats free shipping. cheap golf york. cheap golf phoenix. cheap golf umbrellas in bulk. cheap golf 1 for sale in kzn. cheap golf vietnam. discount golf world free shipping code. cheap golf kent. cheap golf holidays 2019. cheap golf apparel. cheap golf 5 for sale. golf windows 10 wallpaper. cheap golf courses. cheap golf 5 for sale in cape town. cheap golf packages in michigan. cheap golf sets. cheap golf gloves. golf deals macclesfield. cheap golf jackets. cheap golf equipment uk. cheap golf range near me. cheap golf uk tee times PROS:+ Really fun and simplistic but challenging gameplay+ Really charming and interesting story given the minimalistic style+ Content is well worth the price + Progression! The game introduces new mechanics over time to keep levels from feeling stale+ SUSAN let me in on a little secret... no telling!CONS:- Controls feel a bit unpredictable sometimes- Music can be a bit painful, it would be nice to have an option to adjust music/sound seperately- Score is a little buggyVerdict:Cheap Golf is well worth the small price the develop-- ahem, SUSAN, is offering it for. It's a hybrid between a mini-golf/puzzle/reflex game, so I'd recommend you are in to at least one of these genres, but I think most people would enjoy playing this. It's challenging but fair, and a lot of fun. 8/10EDIT:In response to the developer, certain levels would have par scores of 0 (despite the actual level displaying something different). Certain levels also didn't properly calculate turns (I don't remember the exact name, but there was one with bumpers I did with one shot multiple times and it always said it took me two hits).. pretty coool. Come for the cheap golf. Stay for the sensible chuckles.. SUSAN reigns supreme.. Design constraints and non-sequiturs go on a golf outing\u201410\/10!. Come for the cheap golf. Stay for the sensible chuckles.. This is literally the greatest game SUSAN SUSAN SUSAN.. LOVE IT. It is my current productivity killer. - Lots of good old fashion simple fun.- Good difficulty progression .- Doesn't take itself to seriously. The AI bot provides a bit of comendy without being over bearing.- Clever level design with lots of variety- Fun theme.I am constantly on the look out for these types of games.Highly recommended.. The game is very frustrating, but fun. The commentary is cute, too.Somone posted about how realistic the gam play was. Let me assure you, it is NOT! This is NOT a golf game.It is a pixelated-retro-frustrating-instulting gem.Play it, but be preapred to yell at it, too. -Linux Beta Of The Full Release Is Ready-: Hello Linux Users,We finally have an updated Linux build that brings us up to parity with the Windows and Mac versions.The full release candidate, 1.0.95, is ready to test and can be found on the BETA branch.If you have any feedback about it, leave a comment here or email me at miles@pixeljam.com.Thanks for the patience!-Miles @ Pixeljam. -Episode 2: Cryptofutures Is Out Now-: Hello All,We just released Episode 2! It should be in your current version of the game (1.0.3). We also made the following updates:- Camera zooms out a little smoother- Episode 1 levels got a few changes (mostly difficulty tweaks)- Slight improvements to the editor, but it still has a ways to go- Slo-mo threshold was reduced, so you should see it more (slo-mo is enabled when you fling a ball while it's still moving)We also added 2 new leaderboards (for Ep. 1 + 2) and one new achievement.We also promise it will not take a whole extra year for Episode 3 (and full release) to arrive. We are well underway on that - current estimation is about 2-3 months.Enjoy!-Miles @ PixeljamPS - The Linux version of Episode 2 is a bit behind and should be available within the week.. -Pixeljam's Surreal Minigolf Comedy CHEAP GOLF Has Launched-: Hello all,We're excited to announce the launch of our latest original game, CHEAP GOLF:https://store.steampowered.com/app/616520/Cheap_Golf/It's a surreal and (sometimes) 4th-wall-breaking minigolf comedy starring a mysterious AI bot named SUSAN.It just left Early Access, and is currently 20% off this week.If you are feeling super awesome and would like to help us get the word out, please consider retweeting this:https://twitter.com/Cheap__Golf/status/1059491318454468608We hope you enjoy it!-Miles @ Pixeljam. STORY MODE added!: Hello all,Due to multiple requests for this, we've added STORY MODE to the game. (Available in version 1.1 and up)Press M on the title screen to toggle between normal / story mode.Story Mode: Levels no longer have a par - you can fling as many times as you want. However, you receive no score for any level you complete in story mode.This is useful for those that want to see what SUSAN has in store for them but have gotten stuck on a particular level.SPEEDRUN MODE is coming up next! :)-Miles @ Pixeljam. FREE GAME OFFER / 80% Off The Entire Pixeljam Collection / 10% Off Nova Drift This Week: Hello all,This week we are running a big discount on our entire collection of older games: https://store.steampowered.com/bundle/1028/The_Pixeljam_Collection/Get the bundle for 85% off!Our newest published title NOVA DRIFT is also discounted 10% this week:https://store.steampowered.com/app/858210/Nova_Drift/Also, the Nova Drift OST Composer Miles Tilmann (me, actually) is selling his entire 20 year discography for 80% off: http://milestilmann.bandcamp.comFinally, if you'd like a free game, fill out this survey and share one of our announcements as well (links are in the survey):https://forms.gle/smvrs1Swser3x7H67Take care,-Miles @ Pixeljam. -SPEEDRUN MODE ADDED-: Another week, another update... version 1.11 now has SPEEDRUN MODE, which means: No cutscenes A single timer for the entire episode A new speedrun leaderboard for each episodeYour time will only submit to Steam if you make it to the very end of the episode, of course.If you'd like to help us spread the word:https://twitter.com/Cheap__Golf/status/1064628770433363970We hope you enjoy the new feature! More stuff in the works, including Episode 4 and weekly challenges.-Miles @ Pixeljam
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